11-16-2009, 06:47 PM
Well I was out for beers with some buddies at a pub (Joyce on 4th) and saw some definite cougar(40 and a 7.5) I winked at her and she smiled, I did the eye brow raise from 15 feet and continued back to my friends. Later we discussed pickup and they said they didn't believe some stuff i'd done so I didn't respond to them, just got up and opened this cougar. She was SUPER warm so I quickly grabbed her # and returned to my friends. As we were leaving i saw she was still there so went to chat. We bounced location to my hot-tub and she had a great body but i really had problems with her being racist and essentially just told her to leave.
10 days later after no communication I'm drunk and my buddy convinces me to call her for another date. I arrange a coffee date and this time I decided I would try to sex her up as she is rich, hot(for her age), says shes wild and has her own car so maybe a good friend with benefits.
We go for coffee, then walk to a playground where we play around. I like using corny lines to kiss girls so:
HB: what do you think of my legs
OB: ya know I like em, (i look her in the eyes with a super confident 1/4 squint) I like them enough to kiss you
she then makes out with me agressively, stradles me on bench and I push her off saying "wow there lets not get too carried away". She looks dissappointed.
I'm walking back and tell her i need a girl to tell me what ties go with what of my shirts(actually was the truth!) she gives me legitimately great advice and then I take a tie and tie her neck so she has to kiss me. We make out and I get heavy LMR. I turn over and start texting. She grabbs me and says
HB: what are you doing?
OB: texting
HB: well, you didn't wanna reach your hands down there anyways
OB: that time of the month eh...i only wanted to warm my hands up anyways(wink)
HB then leaves, comes back wearing bra and panties and
HB: are you adventurous
OB: ya, and I'm putting a condom on if you're thinkin what i'm thinkin(wink)
I put a condom on, she jumped me and stuff smelled bad, it didn't feel good at all, looking down i saw a string and honestly wanted to throw up. It was the least pleasurable experience with sex i ever had and that includes the nasty I took down for a contest called Big Game hunting(another field report)
I walked out of the room hanging my head in shame and showered thinking about how I am a sleeze bag. I will never do anything with a girl on her rag again. I pulled a couple clean, nice gals this weekend in Edmonton though so hopefully that makes up for it.
10 days later after no communication I'm drunk and my buddy convinces me to call her for another date. I arrange a coffee date and this time I decided I would try to sex her up as she is rich, hot(for her age), says shes wild and has her own car so maybe a good friend with benefits.
We go for coffee, then walk to a playground where we play around. I like using corny lines to kiss girls so:
HB: what do you think of my legs
OB: ya know I like em, (i look her in the eyes with a super confident 1/4 squint) I like them enough to kiss you
she then makes out with me agressively, stradles me on bench and I push her off saying "wow there lets not get too carried away". She looks dissappointed.
I'm walking back and tell her i need a girl to tell me what ties go with what of my shirts(actually was the truth!) she gives me legitimately great advice and then I take a tie and tie her neck so she has to kiss me. We make out and I get heavy LMR. I turn over and start texting. She grabbs me and says
HB: what are you doing?
OB: texting
HB: well, you didn't wanna reach your hands down there anyways
OB: that time of the month eh...i only wanted to warm my hands up anyways(wink)
HB then leaves, comes back wearing bra and panties and
HB: are you adventurous
OB: ya, and I'm putting a condom on if you're thinkin what i'm thinkin(wink)
I put a condom on, she jumped me and stuff smelled bad, it didn't feel good at all, looking down i saw a string and honestly wanted to throw up. It was the least pleasurable experience with sex i ever had and that includes the nasty I took down for a contest called Big Game hunting(another field report)
I walked out of the room hanging my head in shame and showered thinking about how I am a sleeze bag. I will never do anything with a girl on her rag again. I pulled a couple clean, nice gals this weekend in Edmonton though so hopefully that makes up for it.